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You know you're getting old when your teenage-crush turns 40.

So Johnny Depp makes me feel old, and Bloomsy even older, looking at his date of birth.

Sigh.

To overcome my frustration, here some pictures from "Pirates of the Caribbean".
Videosnippedidoodaa for those among you with a masochistic streak: TLR corners Bloomsy and Johnny Depp on the red carpet at the premiere. If you look at it as a parody, it's bearable.

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