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"Everything Tolkien officially said about Elf-sex"
'nuff said!
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Some of these sites have adult content. If the thought of frolicking Elves squicks you, better not go there. Also homophobics are advised to click the "return" button now - slash alert, which means two blokes.
Master Elrond recommends: "Read 'Master of Lorien' - a rare case of real original writing - and 'Bacchanalia', which is a lot of fun - also if I get teamed up with Glorfindel again (heaven knows why everybody wants us to hit the sack! I'd rather marry an Orc!")
THE GUIDE TO BECOME ORLANDO BLOOM
The Official Jørn Benzon Website
(= He Who Is Rúmil)
Yes, it's the same site. We could agree which banner to use, so we simply linked back twice.
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