Dear visitors from far-away lands

We are still alive, but had to do a major restore after diary-x went down in flames.  Master Erestor and Miss Magic Rat did not lose all their writing, but Master Erestor also lost the money that had already been paid for the five accounts EOAS owned on diary-x. Master Erestor was not amused.

Also all our update announcements were lost. In the future, this here is the place where you can learn about news and updates. All lost data has been restored, if you should still find a broken link, please send a note to mauburz @ yahoo.com, so that we may fix it.

Thank you for your patience!

Respectfully yours,

The management


Left to right: Orophin, Haldir and Rúmil
Drawing by Master Mäkka
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November 22, 2006

Please read the open letter of 25 PERCENT MAGAZINE regarding THE HOBBIT (I think we'll call that Hobbitgate in future, heh.)

1 new manipulation: "HOW ERESTOR SAILED WEST"

In connection with that: the little brother of VANILLA ELF is now online. You can find Master Erestor's most boring Pirates of the Caribbean slash on the new website THE JOYFUL MOLLY. It features Will/Norrington and Norrington/Gillette.

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tagboard has been removed due to spam and lack of interest. Discussion has moved to Livejournal.


August 16, 2006

2 new pictures in the ORLANDO BLOOM GALLERY.

Chapters 1 - 3 of the charity fic "30 DAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER" have been posted.

Also available now: POTC slash fic "WITHOUT FAIL", chapters 1 - 4 (James Norrington/Will Turner).


July 18, 2006
You can now finally KISS GLORFINDEL.


June 7, 2006

The front page as well as the ratings page have been redone. All broken links to the old update site have been replaced. Master Erestor has a cold and is grumpy.

As diary-x has gone to kick the Wolken, we have set up a new

UPDATES/NEWS PAGE (that would me this one here)

Thanks to the wonderful invention that is youtube, our popular music videos and animations have returned:

FELLOWSHIP OF THE DANCE

TALENTLESS NIGHT IN RIVENDELL: LEGOLAS SINGS

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE: THE LAST DAY ON THE SET OF LOTR


Completely unrelated, but nevertheless cool:

SONNE: RAMMSTEIN GOES STARGATE SG-1