IT WILL BE A
TOOK-PROOF SIGN
THAT FINALLY
EVERYBODY
HAS HEARD OF
"THE LORD OF THE RINGS"
WHEN ...
... the # 1 of the British Top Ten will be
"A Elbereth Gilthoniel",
performed by Robbie Williams
and the
London Philharmonic Orchestra ...
... Victoria and David Beckham will have twins and call them Elladan and Elrohir ...

(For non-book-readers: Elladan and Elrohir are the sons of Elrond - and if ya think we're kiddin', we're not! Only recently, a french couple called their twin sons Elladan Alexandre and Elrohir Andre!)
... George W. Bush will desperately try to find the Kingdom of Gondor on his map of Europe ...
... Orlando Bloom will be knighted by Queen Elizabeth II, and must now be addressed as "Sir Orli" ...
... SciFi channel will launch a new fantasy serie: "The Adventures of Legolas the Elf and Gimli the Dwarf" (featuring Kevin Sorbo as King Thranduil) ...
... Tinkerbell will sue Galadriel
for copyright infringement ...
... Time Magazine will comment that Liv Tyler looks really sharp considered she's 3500 years old (compared to Cher, who must be at least 5200) ...
...  and when Tom Jones will braid his hair.
Picture
waaaaaay
too scary
to show!
... Haldir will replace Dobby the House Elf in the upcoming Harry Potter movies ...
I've written this article originally for the "Lord of the Rings" special in issue #5 of "PK Webzine", March 2003. Our LOTR-specialist Delaese had a field-day with this one ... ten years from now, we'll go through this list, and will find at least 60 % of these things have really happened ... I accept bets now ...

Edited to ask: the howl! A japanese online news service took the Beckham-story serious... aww, mummy would be so proud, we created a dead duck!
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