|IT WILL BE A
THAT FINALLY EVERYBODY
HAS HEARD OF
"THE LORD OF THE RINGS"
|... the # 1 of the British Top Ten will be
"A Elbereth Gilthoniel",
performed by Robbie Williams
London Philharmonic Orchestra ...
|... Victoria and David Beckham will have twins and call them Elladan and Elrohir ...
(For non-book-readers: Elladan and Elrohir are the sons of Elrond - and if ya think we're kiddin', we're not! Only recently, a french couple called their twin sons Elladan Alexandre and Elrohir Andre!)
|... George W. Bush will desperately try to find the Kingdom of Gondor on his map of Europe ...|
|... Orlando Bloom will be knighted by Queen Elizabeth II, and must now be addressed as "Sir Orli" ...|
|... SciFi channel will launch a new fantasy serie: "The Adventures of Legolas the Elf and Gimli the Dwarf" (featuring Kevin Sorbo as King Thranduil) ...|
|... Tinkerbell will sue Galadriel
for copyright infringement ...
|... Time Magazine will comment that Liv Tyler looks really sharp considered she's 3500 years old (compared to Cher, who must be at least 5200) ...|
|... and when Tom Jones will braid his hair.|
|... Haldir will replace Dobby the House Elf in the upcoming Harry Potter movies ...|
|I've written this article originally for the "Lord of the Rings" special in issue #5 of "PK Webzine", March 2003. Our LOTR-specialist Delaese had a field-day with this one ... ten years from now, we'll go through this list, and will find at least 60 % of these things have really happened ... I accept bets now ...
Edited to ask: the howl! A japanese online news service took the Beckham-story serious... aww, mummy would be so proud, we created a dead duck!