|Why, we wonder, did the casting crew of Lord of the Rings spend so much time on finding inspiring looking Elves if they cut them out in the end, anyway? Look - Mumakils are nice, no doubt, and New Zealand has a wonderful landscape to offer, but ONE rearside-of-a-Mumakil or signal-fire-on-the-hill less would have left the time to get some close-ups of these two most attractive Elves. (It would also have given time for the Healing House scenes. Eowyn's battle. Eowyn/Faramir. And the departure of Legolas and Gimli from Middle earth. But let's not get there. It's Mumakils and mountains Peter Jackson wanted, it's Mumakils and mountains we got).
Be that at it may - we are pretty confident that you prefer to kiss the two Elven smiths rather than kissing the backside of a Mumakil.
This is how to do it:
Make sure the speakers are on.
Move the mouse cursor to the place on the Elves' faces where you'd like to kiss them, then click. You can do this as often as you want.
If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-)
Thanks to Terry and Sanders Evers for this script.
|KISS THE ELVEN SMITHS|
(Or Hobbit. Human. Whatever.)
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