|Again the Three-People-Rule came into action: three people asked for "Kiss Lurtz", three people get to kiss Lurtz, and millions of people are grateful they can leave this task up the afore mentioned three. Though we should not be too harsh with Lurtz: he had a very unhappy childhood. Urukhood. Whatever.
Lurtz, slayer of Boromir and owner of the most impressive chest in Middle-earth, is a prominent Uruk'hai who can call a huge fanclub his own. In his spare time he likes to kill humans and crocheting. His favourite meal is Elf on Toast (with mustard and onions).
Make sure the speakers are on.
Move the mouse cursor to the place on Lurtz face where you'd like to kiss him, then click. You can do this as often as you want.
If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-)
Thanks to Terry and Sanders Evers for this script.
(Or Hobbit. Human. Whatever.)
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