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So, you still think Elves are cutsie little thingies with wings, sprinkling stardust on sleeping children and dancing around mushrooms in the woods?

Or maybe your idea of Elves is more in the line of the lovely, elegant and sophisticated variety to be found in Imladris?

Reality check, my friends. We just cannot imagine FŽanor dancing around a mushroom - if anything, he would eat the thing and see three dancing Silmarils and a lot of psychedelic colours.

FŽanor - gifted and cursed, genius and maniac. He was responsible for the kinslaying of the Teleri, and you might ask: "Why is this lunatic warrior still so popular?"

A just question, my friends, but easy to answer: all the good girls love the bad Elves... ;-)

Make sure the speakers are on.
Move the mouse cursor to the place on FŽanor's face where you'd like to kiss him, then click. You can do this as often as you want.
If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-)

Thanks to Terry and
Sanders Evers for this script.

PS: The rat made me do it! The rat made me do it!
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