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We'd highly recommend NOT to ditch a woman who knows how to sway a sword, gentlemen and gentle-elves. Vital parts could go missing.

At least we know that happy end is waiting for the lovely and courageous Eowyn. Which is good - for the Elven kind has a reputation for being incredible grouches when it comes to humans who make passes at their rangers. I admit, though, that a duel between Arwen (or Legolas, if that's more of your liking) and Eowyn over Aragorn would have been GREAT fun! Ah. Nobody ever wants us to have fun ...

Aragorn didn't get to plant one on her, but you can!

This is how to do it:

Make sure the speakers are on.
Move the mouse cursor to the place on Eowyn's face where you'd like to kiss her, then click. You can do this as often as you want.
If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-)

Thanks to Terry and Sanders Evers for this script.
Well I went to my ranger on bended knees
"Strider, Strider, Strider, will you marry me?"
He said: "Sorry, lady, but please try to understand,
I'm goin' with the cutest Elf in the land

And you're barking up the wrong tree (woof! woof!)
Well, you're barking up the wrong tree (woof! woof!)
Yes, you're barking up the wrong tree!"
That's what he said to me
(very, very loosely after Don Woody's "Barking up the wrong tree"
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