|If you ask Haldir, Lothlorien is THE place to be, center of the Middle Earth party scene, and an insider club -card-carrying top-class Elves only. He surely doesn't see the need for some campy tourists from Rivendell to trample the daisies or, Elbereth forbid, some dwarf to wash his dirty face in Galadriel's bird bath!
Peter, Peter ... just between you and your audience: what have you been thinking! Look - it's cinema, right? Everything's possible, right? Come on ... what's one elf returned from the Halls of Mandos among friends ...
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