|Nice Master Erestor always sez to nice Lord Glorfindel: “Go kiss Orc!”
So nice Lord Glorfindel comes and kisses Mauburz - eww! Argh! Bah!
Mauburz doesn’t like kissy-kissy Elves. Mother of Mauburz always sed:
“Careful with Elf germs!”
Only Elf Mauburz would kiss would be very nice Lord Elrond, but very
nice Lord Elrond doesn’t want to. Bah.
So send here people who need to kiss Orc. Nana in law, or Dwarfs, or
stoopid mate, or ex-elffriend.
|You hear: "Teen Spirit" - Nirvana
(from Mauburz' "Crimes on Midi" collection)
(Or Hobbit. Human. Whatever.)
ADVICE AND GUIDANCE
"The Young Elf's Handbook" - A guide to courting and wooing.
Animated music videos ("Lord of the Dance", "The Singing Legolas") and more
ELF ON A SHELF UNIVERSE
Staff / Erestor's biography and photo album / Last Homely Gallery / Ballad of Fin, the Balrog Slayer and more
BEAUTY, HEALTH-CARE, HOBBY AND RECREATION
Photomanipulations, Elf-Ads etc.
Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, Elves, Orlando Bloom Gallery, Midsomer Murders, Graham Norton, TLR. Pirates of the Caribbean, Hugo Weaving
Archive for all Lord of the Rings-related articles I wrote.
THINGS YOU SENT US
Official Magic Rat fanlisting