|And thus Peter Jackson spoke to his minions: "Go out, loyal minions of mine, go out and find me cheekbones, for the girls and some lads like cheekbones very much, and without cheekbones, we shall not sell enough merchandise."
Orophin, the Elf of choice for those among us who prefer their pointy-eared charmer to remain a mystery. Oh, we admire the looks and charms of Legolas, Haldir and Rumil - but there is something about Orophin...
If you want to know what this "something" is, you can download our latest animated music video by clicking on the picture above. The vid size is 2.75MB, and it's a *.wmv file. Music by Jonathan Richman, Haldir and Rumil make an appearance, too.
Disclaimer: This animation is the result of Master Erestor's addiction to white Maltesers.
(Or Hobbit. Human. Whatever.)
ADVICE AND GUIDANCE
"The Young Elf's Handbook" - A guide to courting and wooing.
Animated music videos ("Lord of the Dance", "The Singing Legolas") and more
ELF ON A SHELF UNIVERSE
Staff / Erestor's biography and photo album / Last Homely Gallery / Ballad of Fin, the Balrog Slayer and more
BEAUTY, HEALTH-CARE, HOBBY AND RECREATION
Photomanipulations, Elf-Ads etc.
Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, Elves, Orlando Bloom Gallery, Midsomer Murders, Graham Norton, TLR. Pirates of the Caribbean, Hugo Weaving
Archive for all Lord of the Rings-related articles I wrote.
THINGS YOU SENT US
Official Magic Rat fanlisting