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|Yikes, now did he deserve to be sish-kebab'd or not! Much could be said about the late Peter Drinkwater (Orlando Bloom's character in this thingy) - I've been dating creeps like that, for crying out loud - but I guess it's plenty enough when I admit it was with a certain satisfaction I've seen his untimely end ... mea culpa.
This thingy was done back in 1998 (look closely - Bloomsy still got eggshells behind his ears, and there are dinosaurs roaming in the background), and those of you who believe in omen: the house Peter's kinda-sorta-in-a-way-girlfriend lives with her parents is called "Lothlorien". ::insert cue organ music here::
This aside: there are better crime movies out there. But there are also worse. And Bloomsy is flagging his bloomers - what else could a girl ask for. (no. don't answer. it was a rethorical question ...)
(Or Hobbit. Human. Whatever.)
ADVICE AND GUIDANCE
"The Young Elf's Handbook" - A guide to courting and wooing.
Animated music videos ("Lord of the Dance", "The Singing Legolas") and more
ELF ON A SHELF UNIVERSE
Staff / Erestor's biography and photo album / Last Homely Gallery / Ballad of Fin, the Balrog Slayer and more
BEAUTY, HEALTH-CARE, HOBBY AND RECREATION
Photomanipulations, Elf-Ads etc.
Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, Elves, Orlando Bloom Gallery, Midsomer Murders, Graham Norton, TLR. Pirates of the Caribbean, Hugo Weaving
Archive for all Lord of the Rings-related articles I wrote.
THINGS YOU SENT US
Official Magic Rat fanlisting