DID YOU JUST CALL ME "MITZI"?
MASTER ELROND'S LETTERBOX

Letters he wrote - letters he received
Collected by Master Erestor, with friendly support of Lord Glorfindel and two bottles of Miruvor
Inventory (oh sins of our youth ...)
Erestor writes to Elrond

"Dear Elrond

We have now finished taking inventory of your storage chests in the attic. Here is the final list of the contents:

“My greatest deeds” by Gil-galad – 32 volumes

“I erred, too” by Gil-galad – brochure, 2 pages

“1001 jokes about Grey-Elves” – 3 volumes

7 Gil-galad memorable collector’s coins (limited edition)

1 Gil-galad broche (green)

1 Gil-galad broche (blue)

295 issues of “GQ – Gil Quarterly”

1 issue of “Play Elf” (with Gil-galad centerfold)

1 Gil-galad tea service (complete)

1 cuddly Gil-galad doll plus accessories

1 Gil-galad money bank

1 “King’s Guide for beginning Heralds” (royal edition)

“The adventures of Gil-galad and his loyal Herald Elrond” – comic books, issues #1 – 18 and 21 – 75 (19 and 20 are missing)

1 Gil-galad lunch box

1 Gil-galad quill-holder

1 life-sized Gil-galad painting

1 collectors bust “Gil-galad”

1 Gil-galad key-ring

54 “Gil-galad Collector’s Cards” (complete set)

1 Gil-galad autograph with certificate (“thanks for everything, Gil”)

The Official Gil-galad Calendar (collector’s edition)

5 fully pose able Gil-galad action figures (MOC)

1 tobacco bag with Gil-galad motive

1 romantic Gil-galad pillow case (pink)

1 romantic Gil-galad pillow case (blue)

1 Gil-galad commemorative plate

1 Gil-galad bobble head doll

1 “Haldir lives” tunic (please explain)


Elrond, you’re a fangrrrl.

Erestor"