If you have not come here through main site, I kindly ask you to please read the disclaimer. This page contains Elfslash, which means two male Elves in a romantic/sexual relationship. Most ratings are blue or yellow, with the odd, very mild "orange", but if this is not to your liking, please hit the "back" button NOW! 30 DAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER Overall rating: yellow Category: slash and het (means: two male characters in love, male and female character in love) Pairing: Erestor/Glorfindel, Ecthelion/OFC, Orophin/Elladan, OFC/OMC Status: WIP Warnings: good grief, where to start... AU - and how! Nonsense! Mary-Sue! Gandalf. Heh. Beta: Miss Enismirdal Summary: Ecthelion returns from the Halls of Waiting, and thanks to Gandalf's curiosity, the celebrations take a most unexpected turn. Author's notes: When hurricane Katrina struck, people within LOTR fandom rallied up to gather funds to help the victims of Mother Nature’s wrath and the government’s ignorance. My contribution was donating a fic – a Mary-Sue parody, more precisely. There was an auction; I offered to write the highest-bidder into a fic so urple that the unicorns would flee in panic. Here it is - and no, it is not a "Sue falls into Middle-earth" fic. It's a "Middle-earth falls into Sue" fic. Or something. I had a lot of fun writing it, and I hope you will as well. Very special thanks and a big hug to Griz for her big heart and generosity - I hope the fic turned out the way you wanted it to. J Eldanar is the much-beloved character created by geek6, and appears here because he can just never listen to what ada Orophin says. CHAPTER 1/? Curiosity killed the wizard. CHAPTER 2/? Wisdom fails the advisor. CHAPTER 3/? The warrior loses his patience.