If you have not come here through main site, I kindly ask you to read the disclaimer. This page contains Elfslash, which means two male Elves in a romantic/sexual relationship. Most ratings are blue/yellow, with the odd, very mild "orange", but if this is not to your liking, please hit the "back" button NOW! ACOTER: ANNUAL CONFERENCE OF THE ELVEN REALMS Overall rating: blue/yellow (see rating system) Category: slash (two male Elves in some kind of love) humour, romance Pairings: Erestor/Glorfindel, Haldir/Rabbit impl., Celeborn/Galadriel and Aragorn/Arwen mentioned Warnings: none Beta: Miss Eveiya Summary: Every year, Elrond, Celeborn, Galadriel and Thrandúil meet up for a conference in Rivendell. This year, Glorfindel's untiring and somewhat excentric efforts to win Erestor's love add to the general chaos - as does Elrond's wine cellar. Author's notes: This is how it all began - how Glorfindel won Erestor's heart. This is pure humour, no angst, no drama, just warm fuzzies. Written from Erestor's point of view, this was the origin of Erestor's "Work Reports". DAY 1 of 5: "Glorfinkle, Garfindel and Glorfunkle" Introduction of Elrond's famous collectable "Gil-galad tea-pot warmer", and how Erestor got his crows. DAY 2 of 5: "Bramble and Rumble Erestor becomes a rather unwilling Elfling-sitter for Haldir and Rabbit's offspring, Thrandúil is his usual charming self, and Celeborn and Elrond enter a really stupid bet. DAY 3 of 5: "Noli me tangere!" Rivendell blackberries and the strange mating-rites of Lórien Elves. DAY 4 of 5: "Mrs. Glorfindel, I presume?" Strawberries, the worst kiss in history and the departure of the former Mrs. Glorfindel. DAY 5 of 5: "The Taming of the Shrew" (or not) Two broken Lórien-noses and a happy end.