|Kissing Mandos, the Lord of the Halls of Waiting, is risky business - at least here, on Elf on a Shelf: he's the middle-earth equivalent to the Grim Reaper, and he does what Grim Reapers do: reap.
This aside, it's Hallowe'en. Who would be more suitable to kiss than him? And when, we ask you, will you ever get the chance again to get that close to one of the Valar? Eh. See.
And this is how to do it:
Make sure the speakers are on.
Move the mouse cursor to the place on Mandos' face where you'd like to kiss him, then click. You can do this as often as you want.
If you want to start anew: "shift" and click. :-)
Thanks to Terry and Sanders Evers for this script.