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I wouldn't call my stories "slash" if it wasn't required to avoid confusion. I tell tales, and some of these tales are about love - the gender of those in love is of no significance for me.

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THE FAMILY TREE OF THE ELVEN FAMILIES OF MIDDLE-EARTH AS REPRESENTED IN THE LAST HOMELY ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE IN MASTER ERESTOR'S TALES
A helpful table, listing all characters and relations in my alternative universe. Contains spoilers.


"THE MOST BORING LIFE OF MASTER ERESTOR OF RIVENDELL"

The series are listed chronologically, but while it is helpful to read all of them, it is not mandatory, as each one is a stand-alone. If you read "Finding Námo", however, I would really recommend that you read "The Knave" first, otherwise many aspects of the tale will be confusing.

Rating: blue to orange, please read individual disclaimers of the chapters.


ACOTER: ANNUAL CONFERENCE OF THE ELVEN REALMS   complete
Summary: Every year, Elrond, Celeborn, Galadriel and Thrandúil meet up for a conference in Rivendell. This year, Glorfindel's untiring and somewhat unusual efforts to win Erestor's love add to the general chaos - as does Elrond's wine cellar.

Pairing: Erestor/Glorfindel, Haldir/Rabbit

SWORDS AND PACIFIERS   complete
Summary: SAP picks up where ACOTER ended - the relationship between Erestor and Glorfindel shows an amazing result.… "Swords and Pacifiers" brings you all the clichés you know about pregnancy - from strange food cravings to mood swings - but also some flashbacks regarding Glorfindel's past. The Balrog slayer has a very sad secret…

Pairings: Erestor/Glorfindel, Haldir/Rabbit

THE KNAVE   complete
Summary: this is the story of Orophin and Elladan, and how they finally found happiness. Some ties not even death can cut - and life is a never ending gamble. It is also the story of Erestor and Glorfindel, and how they cope with their little Elfling, Estorel.

Orophin/Elladan, Erestor/Glorfindel, Elrond/Gil-galad, Elrohi/Námo, Orophin/OFC

SHELTER   complete
Summary: Glorfindel learns that he does not know as much about Erestor as he thought. And Erestor finally confronts a part of his past he tried to forget.

Erestor/Glorfindel, Erestor/OFC

FINDING NÁMO   complete
Summary: "Finding Námo" is the sequel to "The Knave", and I recommend that you read "The Knave" and "Yule 2003: The Tw-Elf Days of Yule" first, otherwise many aspects of this story will be difficult to understand.

Pairings: Erestor/Glorfindel, Orophin/Elladan, Elrohir/Námo, Elrond/Gil-galad, Melpomaen/Celeborn,  Haldir/Rabbit, Rúmil/Galadriel

PAINTING THE WOODS RED   complete
Summary: Nonfindel tries to charm the king of Mirkwood. Alas - Thranduil is not overly cooperative....

Pairing: Thranduil/Lórindol, called "Nonfindel"


"THE THIEVING MAGPIE"

Erestor is a thief, Glorfindel boring and old-fashioned. And I had way too much fun writing this story!

THIEVING MAGPIE   complete
Summary: If you catch a thief, do you have to keep him...?

Pairing: Erestor/Glorfindel, Elrond/Feronil

THE RASCAL   complete
Summary: Celeborn and his advisor Orophin are trying to talk Elrond into a treaty that would be of great advantage to them, and a big loss for him. Will Erestor be able to help his lord? And will Glorfindel finally manage to tell Erestor how he feels about him?

Pairings: Erestor/Glorfindel, Erestor/Orophin, Celeborn/Galadriel, Elrond/Feronil


"GLORFINDEL LION-HEART"

The Glorfindel in the following stories is not the famous Balrog slayer, but a simple Elf of Imladris whose parents were a little too optimistic when they gave him his name. He falls for Erestor, who is a cynical old warrior from Mirkwood. The series is continued in the four first tales of the 2005 "YULETIDE TALES".

GLORFINDEL LION-HEART   complete
Summary: Glorfindel would give anything to have a lion-heart like Erestor.

Pairing: Erestor/Legolas, Erestor/Glorfindel, Elrond/Celebrían

YULETIDE TALES 2005: "NOT (TW)ELF DAYS OF YULE"   complete
Summary: Glorfindel and Erestor struggle with their everyday life, and Thranduil struggles with his advisor.

Pairings: Erestor/Glorfindel, Thranduil/Sloe


"YULETIDE TALES"

For the last three years I wrote tales especially for the time before Christmas or, as it is called here, Yule. Most of these tales are very fluffy, but some are also melancholic. They fit in my alternative universes, and might give insight into some of the character's pre-history.

YULE 2003: THE (TW)ELF DAYS OF YULE   complete
Summary: the goings-on in Imladris during the twelve days of Yule

Pairings: each, all and everybody

YULE 2004: ANOTHER (TW)ELF DAYS OF YULE   complete
Summary: same procedure as every year: 12 ficlets for the 12 days of Yule!

Pairings: all you can imagine

YULE 2005: NOT (TW)ELF DAYS   complete
Summary: same procedure as every year, but due to busy real life, only 8 ficlets instead of 12.

Pairings: the usual suspects

YULE 2006: VELVET AND GOLD complete
Summary: your first love might be your last love.

Pairing: Legolas/Estorel


THE CHARITY FIC - "30 DAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER"
The result of an auction to support the victims of hurricane Katrina. I offered to write the highest-bidder into a fic so urple that the unicorns would flee in panic. So here it is, the Mary-Sue to scare all Mary-Sues! :-D


"STAND- ALONE TALES"
Stand-alone slash tales, sometimes fitting into my "usual" alternative universes, sometimes just weird plot bunnies who hopped my way.


TALES BY ELDANAR THE ELFLING
These tales were written by Eldanar the Elfling, not by me, but they are mostly setted in "my" universe. Please give feedback to the Elflings - Elflings need to be encouraged!